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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
flashhwing
manywinged

yes it's cool when unrequited love isn't treated as this huge tragedy and people can still be friends or accept it and move on but i do love the fucked up dynamic you get when someone is so utterly obsessed with someone else that they beg and plead with them just to be allowed to devote themselves to them like a dog even if they get nothing in return for it. when the love is completely one sided but it isn't any less intense for it.

manywinged

just let me stay with you. let me sleep at the foot of your bed. i would kill for you. i would die for you. if you won't share a life with me, at least let me dedicate mine to you.

biggiedraws
number1iowan

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Best Iowan?

Clint Barton

Donut

I would like to make it clear that this is COMICS Clint Barton, not the mcu version. As a young boy, Clint and his brother escaped their abusive father by running away to the circus, where they learned the venerable art of trick shots, a skill he would use to become the hero Hawkeye. He is also Hard of Hearing as a result of his childhood abuse, and he has a dog named Lucky the Pizza Dog.

I could have sworn I seeded this so two heavy hitters wouldn't go up against each other so early. Private Franklin Delano Donut is a member of the Red Team on the landmark machinima series Red vs. Blue. He exists mostly to make gay jokes, but that used to be the closest to representation we got, so. He can throw things really far and his boyfriend is also named Frank. To quote: "You spend a lot of time thinking when you grow up on a farm in Iowa... and then a lot of time repressing those thoughts!"

DONUT SWEEP HE IS IOWAN EVER